The three Wise Women...

What would have happened if it had been the three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

- they would have asked directions...
- arrived on time...
- helped deliver the baby...
- cleaned the stable...
- brought practical gifts...
- and made a casserole.

But what would they have said as they left?

- "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
- "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
- "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"
- "Virgin, my ass! I knew her in school!"
- "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
- "Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserose dish back?"
- "Did you see that Drummer boy, he can beat my drum anytime!"