Wednesday, August 8, 2007

TIME SUCKERS

Got an hour or two to spare? Don’t spend it on this soul-sapping junk.

- Sitting through a lame independent flick just because the critics are getting their rocks off on it.

- Tracking every calorie you imbibe with color-coded Excel documents that chart your good and bad days.

- Updating your MySpace picture every other hour and hounding your buddies to post comments.

- Texting that guy you went out with last week “just in case” he lost your number.

- Spending an hour taming misbehaving hair into submission-that’s why ponytails were invented.

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